It’s that time of year…

it’s still winter…

you’re back at work…

and so, let’s all admit it’s time to give it up…

to stop kidding yourself…

and pick one of the …


Top 16 reasons You Just Can’t Keep Your Resolutions

1. You love chocolate too much

2. You love yourself too much

3. Life’s too short

4. You can’t teach an old dog… anything


5. You really LOVE chocolate

6. You’re too tired

7. You’re too busy

8. You skipped one day so… what’s the point?

9. … um… chocolate


10. You gave yourself too many resolutions

11. There are too many fit people in the world

12. No one will really know if you quit right now

13. Climate change


14. You have to walk your dog/cat/bird

15. You have allergies

16. Your mail is piling up



And did we mention you love chocolate?


Don’t worry! In fact be proud! Lot’s of people don’t even make resolutions. The fact that you even tried says something about you. And remember there’s always next year…

Alison Martin

Alison Martin -- wife, mom, Emmy-award winning actress, writer, chocoholic. Bronx Italian, daughter of Pultizer Prize winning reporters, who also identifies as L.A. Irish. Shout outs: Dan, Emilia, Brady, pooches - LuLu & Ted, friends, Mother Earth, serendipity, peace, VIPHS, Boldfaced Secret, living life like your socks feel real good.

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